Population | 4.197 billion |
Capital | Tashkent |
Leader | Aigerim Sultanov |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | Central Asian Dollar |
Animal | Snake |
The Union of Central Asia of Sarand is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Aigerim Sultanov with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The quiet, industrious population of 4.197 billion Sarandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tashkent. The average income tax rate is 32.7%.
The powerhouse Sarandian economy, worth 367 trillion Central Asian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,563 Central Asian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, typing Aigerim Sultanov's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, concussed Snakeball players cannot remember their lineup position, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarand's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.
Sarand is ranked 142,403rd in the world and 12th in Blackstar for Most Stationary, with 194.01760499532 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sarand, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
- : Following new legislation in Sarand, concussed Snakeball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Following new legislation in Sarand, typing Aigerim Sultanov's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.
- : Following new legislation in Sarand, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Sarand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Sarand, there's never enough space in space.
- : Following new legislation in Sarand, tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward.
- : Following new legislation in Sarand, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
- : Following new legislation in Sarand, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
- : Following new legislation in Sarand, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.