Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,571stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,522ndNicest Citizens: 5,115th
The United Socialist States of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Long Live the Revolution
Lesbian Lenin
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SapphoLesbos

Population1.315 billion

CapitalRed Sapphia
LeaderLesbian Lenin

CurrencySapphoLesbian Revolutionary Peso
AnimalCommie Carabao

The United Socialist States of SapphoLesbos is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lesbian Lenin with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.315 billion SapphoLesbians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Sapphia. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming SapphoLesbian economy, worth 145 trillion SapphoLesbian Revolutionary Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 110,670 SapphoLesbian Revolutionary Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies, the nation's spies are always on break time, and naval armadas borrow their formations from synchronized swimming handbooks. Crime is totally unknown. SapphoLesbos's national animal is the Commie Carabao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SapphoLesbos is ranked 14,006th in the world and 258th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 76.83 quips per hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,571stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,522ndNicest Citizens: 5,115thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,193rdMost Inclusive: 5,473rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,878thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,915thMost Pacifist: 9,501stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,952ndHighest Food Quality: 10,113thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,114thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,260thMost Influential: 11,106thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,813thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,839thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 14,006thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,387thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,576thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,128thLargest Governments: 15,190thMost Secular: 16,118thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,243rdMost Rebellious Youth: 16,245thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,358thMost Income Equality: 18,310thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,598thLowest Crime Rates: 19,944thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,229thMost Cultured: 20,448thHealthiest Citizens: 21,555thMost Developed: 23,065th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 86th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 92nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 109th in the regionNicest Citizens: 138th in the regionMost Inclusive: 149th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 150th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 154th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SapphoLesbos, naval armadas borrow their formations from synchronized swimming handbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in SapphoLesbos, the nation's spies are always on break time.
  • : Following new legislation in SapphoLesbos, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in SapphoLesbos, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring.
  • : Following new legislation in SapphoLesbos, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in SapphoLesbos, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in SapphoLesbos, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million SapphoLesbian Revolutionary Pesos of property damage.
  • : Following new legislation in SapphoLesbos, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in SapphoLesbos, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
  • : Following new legislation in SapphoLesbos, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.

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