Population | 10.13 billion |
Leader | Finn |
Faith | Incarceron |
Currency | grain |
Animal | machine |
The Prison of Sapphique is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Finn with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.13 billion Sapphique are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Sapphique economy, worth a remarkable 1,352 trillion grains a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,489 grains, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.
Machines are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', young people devote their entire lives to the faith, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sapphique's national animal is the machine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Incarceron.
Sapphique is ranked 181,485th in the world and 4,917th in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 75.70347238308 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sapphique's influence in Suspicious rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Sapphique's influence in Suspicious rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Sapphique's influence in Suspicious rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Sapphique's influence in Suspicious rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Sapphique's influence in Suspicious rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Sapphique relocated from Real to Suspicious.
- : Sapphique resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Sapphique's influence in Real rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Sapphique was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Sapphique relocated from Suspicious to Real.