The United Imperial States of Saomoc is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Her Majesty The Supreme Empress with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.138 billion Saomocians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Saomocian economy, worth 460 trillion Bucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 215,304 Bucks, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand, and diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saomoc's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Saomoc is ranked 7,746^th in the world and 225^th in the South Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 13,738.25 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.