The Queendom of Sanfohn is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Our Queen with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.522 billion Sanfohnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queenstown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sanfohnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,914 trillion $anfs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 131,821 $anfs, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Fat-shaming is now public policy, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sanfohn's national animal is the Pianist, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Queen's Church.

Sanfohn is ranked 255,437^th in the world and 15^th in Equinox for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -13.56 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.