Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,598thMost Influential: 14,739thMost Income Equality: 17,777th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Democratic Socialists
Llama llama give me drama
The Great and Terrible Dolly Llama
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.655 billion

LeaderThe Great and Terrible Dolly Llama

Currencyrubik's cubes
AnimalElon Musk

The Nomadic Peoples of Salomini is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great and Terrible Dolly Llama with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 1.655 billion Salominians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llamapalooza. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Salominian economy, worth 112 trillion rubik's cubeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,152 rubik's cubeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, the Salomini Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year, and monochrome green ECO-S products adorn the supermarket shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Salomini's national animal is the Elon Musk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Salomini is ranked 234,087th in the world and 4,755th in Lazarus for Most Avoided, scoring 1.29 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,598thTop
Most Influential: 14,739thMost Income Equality: 17,777thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,831stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,249thBest Weather: 24,570thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,891st
Most Influential: 408th in the regionMost Income Equality: 420th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 492nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 627th in the region

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