Population | 5.64 billion |
Currency | krona |
Animal | tiger |
The Floof of the war of Sakkara42 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.64 billion Sakkara42ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Sakkara42ian economy, worth 510 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 90,508 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, and the government is funneling billions into Cape Sakkara42 following the shuttle crash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sakkara42's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sakkara42 is ranked 79,697th in the world and 570th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.59 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sakkara42 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Sakkara42, the government is funneling billions into Cape Sakkara42 following the shuttle crash.
- : Following new legislation in Sakkara42, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.
- : Following new legislation in Sakkara42, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
- : Following new legislation in Sakkara42, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience.
- : Following new legislation in Sakkara42, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in Sakkara42, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in Sakkara42, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Sakkara42.
- : Following new legislation in Sakkara42, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.
- : Following new legislation in Sakkara42, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.