Largest Cheese Export Sector: 131stMost Influential: 149thLargest Agricultural Sector: 249th
The Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
One Nation, One Destiny
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population30.916 billion



The Nation of Saiwania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Enitap with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, triple-decker prams, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 30.916 billion Saiwanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saiwana. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saiwanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,908 trillion Saiwans a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,454 Saiwans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saiwania's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Saiwania is ranked 149th in the world and 61st in Europe for Most Influential, scoring 324,421 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 131stMost Influential: 149thLargest Agricultural Sector: 249thMost Beautiful Environments: 286thMost Secular: 418thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 488thBest Weather: 521stHealthiest Citizens: 536thMost Cultured: 566thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 646thMost Developed: 687thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 691stLongest Average Lifespans: 755thSmartest Citizens: 900thHighest Food Quality: 997thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,186thHighest Economic Output: 1,436thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,775thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,867thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,029thMost Efficient Economies: 2,170thTop
Largest Populations: 2,917thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,976thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,268thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,693rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,861stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,365thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,436thHighest Average Incomes: 5,505thRudest Citizens: 6,245thSafest: 6,325thLargest Governments: 7,177thLargest Retail Industry: 8,418thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,638thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,011thMost Inclusive: 16,968thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,534thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,591stLowest Crime Rates: 19,808thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,084thLargest Black Market: 22,200thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,097th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 61st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 88th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionMost Average: 103rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 106th in the regionLargest Black Market: 111th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, conspiracy theorists allege Saiwana's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, glamping Saiwanians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Saiwania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 108 » Meropis, Elisabethshagen, Walfo, Irminsulia, The Champions League, Northern German Federation, Invernessia, Mynox, New Eestiball, Republic of Satherland, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Thracia Republic, Eco-Paris Reformation, Yahlia, Nardin, The Reunited Yugoslavs, St Scarlett, Zulrich, Chioganah, Ausvelt, North of Americas, Elania Kingdom, Jim the Baptist, Apabeossie, Trixeland, Kanokla, Gliesetonia, Stromia, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Dark Matter, United Communes of Chile, The New Nordic Union, Regnum Italiae, Parliamentary Laramidia, Robbonia, Estonesia, Trisikistan, Imperium Anglorum, Thracia and Crimea, Sloburg, GanymedEuropa, Othenhiem, Magyarostan, Khuravia, Maalat, The Scandinavian Realm, Eppur, Gutarike, Warzakie, and 58 others.Theat ble Asialica, Ombran, Europe a Nation, The Federal States of Ezasao, Aroale, Scytharum, Escalver, Tschechisches Reich, Valtrona, Greater Icelandia, Someseni, Soclania, NorthPortugal, Schiltia, An Clar, Nuweland, Ayslend, Alsted, Christian Terra, Agausia, Arbere, Berlin and Hanover, Sicheslav, Rary, Dunsteen, Dabarastan, Heplon, Felhaven, Gorzi, Arsenial, Caescadia, Noristoniaka, Scutarie, United Chinese States, Mojuatafurertopeopir, Corsoaua, The New Palaces, Zelenskraine, Gotho, United States of Russia1, Russkaya Svoboda, ROBLOX is Epic, Kalebo, Anglinia, Nghymru, Wombelland, Armbruster, Kaspinia, Nyvunnland, Burvenchkaht, Syleania, Europaterre, Savinecross, Hidden Springs, Jahass, Oceanos, New Skandenivia, and Galicia-Podolia.