Population | 28.347 billion |
Capital | Lancaster |
Leader | Premier Sir Edward Windsor |
Currency | St Aldhelm RC£ |
Animal | starfish |
The Caribbean Royal Dependency of Saint Aldhelm Islands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Sir Edward Windsor with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.347 billion Saint Aldhelmers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lancaster. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Saint Aldhelm Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,629 trillion St Aldhelm RC£s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,581 St Aldhelm RC£s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Nose plugs are the latest Saint Aldhelm Islandsian fashion accessory, most ambassadors from Saint Aldhelm Islands retire only a few years after being appointed, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Saint Aldhelm Islands's national animal is the starfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Saint Aldhelm Islands is ranked 233,889th in the world and 4th in House of Lancaster of Wessex for Most Stationary, with 23.286617041 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Saint Aldhelm Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Saint Aldhelm Islands's influence in House of Lancaster of Wessex fell from "Dominator" to "Power".
- : Saint Aldhelm Islands's influence in House of Lancaster of Wessex rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Dominator".
- : Saint Aldhelm Islands relocated from Osiris to House of Lancaster of Wessex.
- : Saint Aldhelm Islands was refounded in Osiris.
- : Saint Aldhelm Islands ceased to exist in House of Lancaster of Wessex.
- : Saint Aldhelm Islands was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex, curing 52 million infected.
- : Saint Aldhelm Islands was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex, curing 44 million infected.
- : Saint Aldhelm Islands was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex, curing 40 million infected.
- : Saint Aldhelm Islands was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex, curing 50 million infected.