Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,368thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,710thNicest Citizens: 2,860th
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Nice
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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SAFT Card Farm 69

Population4.852 billion

Currencybeer
Animalmothman

The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 69 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.852 billion SAFT Card Farm 69ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient SAFT Card Farm 69ian economy, worth 732 trillion beers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,002 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale, and prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT Card Farm 69's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SAFT Card Farm 69 is ranked 54,016th in the world and 74th in SAFT Puppets for Most Stationary, with 815.79554039052 days.

Top
1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,368thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,710thNicest Citizens: 2,860thMost Pacifist: 2,873rdTop
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,066thMost Inclusive: 4,773rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,125thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,134thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,292ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,298thLargest Governments: 6,963rdHighest Food Quality: 7,044thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,196thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,488thMost Developed: 7,650thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,125thLowest Crime Rates: 8,363rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,390thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,633rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,357thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,373rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,529thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,726thSmartest Citizens: 11,795thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,143rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,529thMost Cultured: 14,130thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,452ndMost Secular: 14,554thTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 15,182ndBest Weather: 15,477thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,936thHighest Average Incomes: 21,886thSafest: 22,427th
Top
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Most Average: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SAFT Card Farm 69 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : SAFT Card Farm 69 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : SAFT Card Farm 69 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 5% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : SAFT Card Farm 69 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : SAFT Card Farm 69 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : SAFT Card Farm 69 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : SAFT Card Farm 69 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : SAFT Card Farm 69 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : SAFT Card Farm 69 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : SAFT Card Farm 69 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.

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