Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,929thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,010thMost Secular: 3,138th
The People's Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Workers of the world, unite!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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SAFT Card Farm 58

Population1.329 billion

Currencybeer
Animalmothman

The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 58 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.329 billion SAFT Card Farm 58ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SAFT Card Farm 58ian economy, worth 168 trillion beers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 127,101 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT Card Farm 58's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SAFT Card Farm 58 is ranked 170,802nd in the world and 86th in SAFT Puppets for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 406.3 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,929thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,010thMost Secular: 3,138thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,578thNicest Citizens: 3,733rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,565thMost Inclusive: 5,992ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,766thMost Pacifist: 7,138thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,381stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,732ndHighest Food Quality: 8,337thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,633rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,990thLowest Crime Rates: 9,789thMost Developed: 9,931stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,464thLargest Governments: 10,597thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,621stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,802ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,306thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,410thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,765thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,943rdMost Cultured: 11,972ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,550thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,870thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,503rdSmartest Citizens: 15,676thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,882ndBest Weather: 19,162ndMost Patriotic: 21,223rdMost Efficient Economies: 22,638thHighest Average Incomes: 23,273rdSafest: 26,951stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,587th
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Most Average: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 58, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 58, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 58, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 58, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : SAFT Card Farm 58 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 58, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 58, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 58, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 58, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 58, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.

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