Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,583rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,140thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,883rd
The People's Republic of
Iron Fist Socialists
Workers of the world, unite!
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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SAFT Card Farm 48

Population1.486 billion

Currencybeer
Animalmothman

The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 48 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 1.486 billion SAFT Card Farm 48ians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient SAFT Card Farm 48ian economy, worth 190 trillion beers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 128,024 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists visit SAFT Card Farm 48 to mass-moon SAFT Card Farm 48ian politicians, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, anti-government web sites are springing up, and the government funds large training centres to turn mothmen into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT Card Farm 48's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SAFT Card Farm 48 is ranked 10,431st in the world and 30th in SAFT Puppets for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.55 bananas ingested per day.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,583rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,140thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,883rdNicest Citizens: 2,916thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,121stMost Inclusive: 4,719thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,833rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,897thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,097thMost Pacifist: 6,167thHighest Food Quality: 7,154thLowest Crime Rates: 7,884thLargest Governments: 8,714thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,892ndMost Developed: 9,039thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,092ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,168thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,169thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,377thHealthiest Citizens: 10,431stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,877thMost Cultured: 11,026thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,506thMost Secular: 11,556thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,327thBest Weather: 13,870thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,879thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,072ndSmartest Citizens: 14,218thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,397thMost Patriotic: 14,502ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,732ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,541stMost Efficient Economies: 22,765thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,067th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 48, the government funds large training centres to turn mothmen into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 48, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 48, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 48, tourists visit SAFT Card Farm 48 to mass-moon SAFT Card Farm 48ian politicians.
  • : SAFT Card Farm 48 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 48, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 48, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 48, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 48, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 48, lavish state dinners in SAFT Card Farm 48 City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.

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