Population | 5.317 billion |
Currency | beer |
Animal | mothman |
The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 46 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.317 billion SAFT Card Farm 46ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.
The frighteningly efficient SAFT Card Farm 46ian economy, worth 879 trillion beers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,486 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, the doctor has cold hands, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT Card Farm 46's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
SAFT Card Farm 46 is ranked 50,303rd in the world and 50th in SAFT Puppets for Most Stationary, with 898.86714694688 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SAFT Card Farm 46 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : SAFT Card Farm 46 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : SAFT Card Farm 46 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : SAFT Card Farm 46 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : SAFT Card Farm 46 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 46, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 46, the doctor has cold hands.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 46, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 46, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 46, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.