The Democratic Republic of Sabalt is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Scepter K with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.213 billion Sabaltarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Septa. The average income tax rate is 83.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sabaltian economy, worth a remarkable 1,653 trillion Munies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,134 Munies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, Scepter K spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sabalt's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nomuraism.

Sabalt is ranked 29,798^th in the world and 1,894^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.84 law-abiding acts per hour.