Most Authoritarian: 383rdMost Extreme: 1,257thMost Income Equality: 1,921st
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Ruki pa szwam
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Ruska Swolocz

Population307 million

Currencyberbelucha
Animalsoldat

The Dictatorship of Ruska Swolocz is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical, devout population of 307 million Ruska Swoloczians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Ruska Swoloczian economy, worth 1.93 trillion berbeluchas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 6,301 berbeluchas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the Ruska Swolocz City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, Harry Potter books are banned, and pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ruska Swolocz's national animal is the soldat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ruska Swolocz is ranked 205,114th in the world and 14th in Poland for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 383rdMost Extreme: 1,257thMost Income Equality: 1,921stTop
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Most Conservative: 2,844thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,346thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,460thMost Pacifist: 24,246th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ruska Swolocz's influence in Poland rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Ruska Swolocz, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruska Swolocz, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Ruska Swolocz's influence in Poland rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Ruska Swolocz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Ruska Swolocz's influence in Poland rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Ruska Swolocz's influence in Poland rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Ruska Swolocz's influence in Poland rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
  • : Ruska Swolocz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme and Most Authoritarian and the Top 5% for Most Ignorant Citizens, Most Income Equality, and Most Conservative.
  • : Ruska Swolocz altered its national flag.

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