Population | 15.882 billion |
Capital | Hopalong |
Leader | Bugs Bunny |
Faith | Carrotism |
Currency | carrot |
Animal | rabbit |
The Warren of Run Rabbit Run is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bugs Bunny with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.882 billion Run Rabbit Runians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hopalong. The average income tax rate is 58.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Run Rabbit Runian economy, worth a remarkable 2,869 trillion carrots a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,656 carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
The Small Council has more than a little influence, an exhibition on rabbit memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Run Rabbit Run's national animal is the rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Carrotism.
Run Rabbit Run is ranked 72,379th in the world and 1,056th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 653.00056819048 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Run Rabbit Run was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, an exhibition on rabbit memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, the Small Council has more than a little influence.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
- : Run Rabbit Run was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, nobody likes bad boys any more.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace.