The Commonwealth of Rumbuckia is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.362 billion Rumbuckians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rumbuckian economy, worth a remarkable 1,400 trillion Bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 167,451 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds, the atmosphere in Rumbuckian boardrooms is turning more gay, and anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rumbuckia's national animal is the Rumbuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rumbuckia is ranked 10,959^th in the world and 479^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.39 law-abiding acts per hour.