The Protectorate of RSCA Privateer 67 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.029 billion RSCA Privateer 67ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient RSCA Privateer 67ian economy, worth 816 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 101,718 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 335,771 per year while the poor average 23,053, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, and owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSCA Privateer 67's national animal is the stonk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RSCA Privateer 67 is ranked 50,924^th in the world and 312^th in racoda for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.91 law-abiding acts per hour.