The Republic of RSCA59 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.965 billion RSCA59ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.5%.

The frighteningly efficient RSCA59ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,010 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,740 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, the first sword of RSCA59 does not run, and commemoration of the Great racoda War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSCA59's national animal is the stonks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RSCA59 is ranked 25,314^th in the world and 22^nd in racoda for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.71 law-abiding acts per hour.