The Republic of RSCA305 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.662 billion RSCA305ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RSCA305ian economy, worth 798 trillion cards a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,253 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSCA305's national animal is the stonks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RSCA305 is ranked 42,776^th in the world and 237^th in racoda for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.57 law-abiding acts per hour.