Population | 8.38 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | stonks |
The Republic of RSCA259 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.38 billion RSCA259ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.
The frighteningly efficient RSCA259ian economy, worth 876 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,638 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
Several inches are being added to first class seating, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money, and the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSCA259's national animal is the stonks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
RSCA259 is ranked 159,048th in the world and 259th in racoda for Most Stationary, with 129.12305625008 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in RSCA259, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA259, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA259, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
- : RSCA259 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : RSCA259 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA259, several inches are being added to first class seating.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA259, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA259, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA259, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA259, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds.