Population | 8.683 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | stonks |
The Republic of RSCA109 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.683 billion RSCA109ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.2%.
The frighteningly efficient RSCA109ian economy, worth 989 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 113,949 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 360,720 per year while the poor average 27,463, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.
Anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSCA109's national animal is the stonks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
RSCA109 is ranked 158,922nd in the world and 191st in racoda for Most Stationary, with 129.1339798542 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : RSCA109 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : RSCA109 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA109, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA109, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA109, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA109, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
- : RSCA109 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in RSCA109, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA109, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA109, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.