Most Secular: 3,717thMost Authoritarian: 4,839thMost Income Equality: 7,760th
The Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Працівники Розчевки як цілого!
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Rozchevka

Population157 million

CurrencyZaty
AnimalBrown Bear

The Federation of Rozchevka is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 157 million Rozchevkish are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Rozchevkish economy, worth 2.82 trillion Zaties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 17,975 Zaties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure', everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rozchevka's national animal is the Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rozchevka is ranked 152,710th in the world and 6,234th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 150.87 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 3,717thMost Authoritarian: 4,839thMost Income Equality: 7,760thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,955thMost Pacifist: 16,991stSafest: 18,854thMost Conservative: 19,179thMost Extreme: 20,153rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,035th
Top
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Most Authoritarian: 205th in the regionMost Secular: 213th in the regionMost Extreme: 319th in the regionMost Income Equality: 349th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 620th in the regionMost Conservative: 920th in the regionMost Pacifist: 942nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rozchevka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Rozchevka, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Following new legislation in Rozchevka, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Rozchevka, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
  • : Following new legislation in Rozchevka, people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'.
  • : Rozchevka lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Rozchevka, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Rozchevka, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Rozchevka, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
  • : Following new legislation in Rozchevka, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears.

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