Most Influential: 1,507thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,656thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,082nd
The Speckless Laboratory of
Democratic Socialists
Yeah Science, Bitch!
Civil Rights
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Royal Alchemia

Population3.597 billion


CurrencyGold Bars

The Speckless Laboratory of Royal Alchemia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nucleus with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.597 billion Alchemists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aromati-City. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Royal Alchemian economy, worth 642 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,668 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, and girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Alchemia's national animal is the Penguinone, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Royal Alchemia is ranked 3,082nd in the world and 24th in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,035.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 1,507thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,656thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,082ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,199thMost Pacifist: 4,602ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,603rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,711thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,734thHealthiest Citizens: 4,735thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,857thNicest Citizens: 5,231stMost Efficient Economies: 5,336thBest Weather: 5,495thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,525thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,063rdMost Developed: 6,453rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,568thLowest Crime Rates: 6,916thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,044thSmartest Citizens: 7,245thHighest Food Quality: 7,704thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,542ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,688thMost Inclusive: 8,735thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,778thMost Secular: 8,874thSafest: 10,023rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,217thLargest Governments: 10,654thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,528thMost Cultured: 13,489thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,916thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,464thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,040thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,148thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,997thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,595thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,633rdMost Income Equality: 22,711thLargest Retail Industry: 26,322nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 51st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 56th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 64th in the regionNicest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 66th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 68th in the regionBest Weather: 69th in the regionMost Secular: 71st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 73rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 73rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Income Equality: 80th in the regionMost Developed: 81st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 82nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 87th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 90th in the regionMost Inclusive: 93rd in the regionMost Influential: 97th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 97th in the regionSafest: 98th in the region

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