Highest Poor Incomes: 10thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Slava rodu!
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Rototornik

Population21.964 billion

CapitalMiscarcand
LeaderStanislav Zelko
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyTornik
AnimalNigershrimp

The Empire of Rototornik is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Stanislav Zelko with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.964 billion 'Tornikians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miscarcand. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 'Tornikian economy, worth an astonishing 18,696 trillion Torniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 851,233 Torniks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and 'Tornikians incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rototornik's national animal is the Nigershrimp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Rototornik is ranked 244,181st in the world and 2nd in Otoris for Most Avoided, scoring 1.1 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Top
1%
Highest Poor Incomes: 10thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rdLargest Black Market: 27thHighest Average Incomes: 31stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69thHighest Economic Output: 124thMost Patriotic: 155thMost Corrupt Governments: 166thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 169thLargest Mining Sector: 170thLargest Insurance Industry: 176thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 225thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 235thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 241stLargest Agricultural Sector: 255thLowest Crime Rates: 277thLargest Governments: 303rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 369thMost Efficient Economies: 449thSmartest Citizens: 492ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 690thMost Advanced Public Education: 704thMost Advanced Public Transport: 909thMost Armed: 961stMost Developed: 1,116thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,182ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,222ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,270thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,403rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,087thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,125thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,638thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,028thRudest Citizens: 4,829thHealthiest Citizens: 5,697thLargest Populations: 7,958thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,977thMost Authoritarian: 9,479thMost Conservative: 11,450thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,495thTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22,554thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26,971st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rototornik was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Rototornik's influence in Otoris rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Rototornik's influence in Otoris rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, 'Tornikians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
  • : Rototornik was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Rototornik was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Rototornik's influence in Otoris rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".

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