Highest Poor Incomes: 7thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Slava rodu!
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Eminence Grise
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Rototornik

Population16.53 billion

CapitalMiscarcand
LeaderStanislav Zelko
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyTornik
AnimalNigershrimp

The Empire of Rototornik is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Stanislav Zelko with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, vat-grown people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.53 billion 'Tornikians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miscarcand. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient 'Tornikian economy, worth an astonishing 13,841 trillion Torniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 837,380 Torniks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, the nation has nearly as many history museums as 'Tornikians, foreign musicians that Stanislav Zelko dislikes are turned away at the border, and the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rototornik's national animal is the Nigershrimp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Rototornik is ranked 174,385th in the world and 9th in Otoris for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.4 Missed References Per Hour.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 7thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 25thLargest Black Market: 29thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 65thMost Corrupt Governments: 124thLargest Mining Sector: 165thHighest Economic Output: 171stLargest Insurance Industry: 186thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 191stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 198thLargest Agricultural Sector: 208thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 232ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 232ndLowest Crime Rates: 266thLargest Governments: 281stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 292ndMost Efficient Economies: 345thSmartest Citizens: 355thMost Avoided: 596thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 677thMost Armed: 754thMost Advanced Public Education: 797thMost Developed: 930thMost Subsidized Industry: 935thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,143rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,208thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,346thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,360thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,419thRudest Citizens: 1,642ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,909thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,275thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,373rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,596thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,345thHealthiest Citizens: 5,359thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,850thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,126thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,838thMost Authoritarian: 13,111thMost Conservative: 15,785thMost Influential: 16,041st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, foreign musicians that Stanislav Zelko dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, the nation has nearly as many history museums as 'Tornikians.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, they say that Stanislav Zelko's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Stanislav Zelko.

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