Largest Information Technology Sector: 13thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15thHighest Poor Incomes: 17th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Slava rodu!
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Rototornik

Population17.766 billion

CapitalMiscarcand
LeaderStanislav Zelko
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyTornik
AnimalNigershrimp

The Empire of Rototornik is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Stanislav Zelko with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.766 billion 'Tornikians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miscarcand. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient 'Tornikian economy, worth an astonishing 15,041 trillion Torniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 846,631 Torniks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rototornik's national animal is the Nigershrimp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Rototornik is ranked 188,296th in the world and 19th in Greater Ixnay for Fattest Citizens, with 6.89 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15thHighest Poor Incomes: 17thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22ndHighest Average Incomes: 26thLargest Black Market: 26thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 67thMost Corrupt Governments: 126thHighest Economic Output: 158thLargest Mining Sector: 168thLargest Insurance Industry: 189thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 202ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 227thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 235thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 237thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 244thLowest Crime Rates: 250thLargest Governments: 265thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 265thSmartest Citizens: 342ndMost Efficient Economies: 347thMost Avoided: 684thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 749thMost Advanced Public Education: 756thMost Armed: 762ndMost Subsidized Industry: 987thMost Developed: 1,018thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,159thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,225thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,231stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,329thLargest Retail Industry: 1,454thRudest Citizens: 1,776thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,196thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,505thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,518thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,092ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,722ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,548thLargest Populations: 8,495thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,034thMost Conservative: 11,522ndMost Authoritarian: 12,321stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,041stMost Secular: 20,303rd
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.
  • : Rototornik's influence in Greater Ixnay rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Rototornik.

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