The Holy Empire of Rommanda is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke n Blaster Master Reivaj III with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.107 billion Rommandans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Greater Parusia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rommandan economy, worth a remarkable 9,748 trillion Kilos de Vergas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 605,244 Kilos de Vergas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Rommandan military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rommanda's national animal is the Vergasaurio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vale Verguismo.

Rommanda is ranked 2,210^th in the world and 95^th in Lazarus for Most Developed, scoring 96.59 on the Human Development Index.