The Royaume of Romaniya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empereur Ruuster IV with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.821 billion Romaniyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romaniya. The average income tax rate is 59.6%.

The thriving Romaniyan economy, worth 227 trillion Rois a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 125,147 Rois, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, priests are being drafted by the church load, and blind dates tend to result in bruised shins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romaniya's national animal is the Stork, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of the Tree.

Romaniya is ranked 55,374^th in the world and 101^st in Lands End for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 87.44 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.