The United Kingdom of Rollstone is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Richard IV with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and public floggings. The devout population of 13.37 billion Rollstonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belvoir. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient a Rollstonian economy, worth 465 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,829 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, military spending is on the increase, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rollstone's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Savviouritism.

Rollstone is ranked 144,773^rd in the world and 13^th in The Void of Limbo for Most Politically Free, scoring 41.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.