Population | 6.64 billion |
Currency | rock |
Animal | house |
The Gorillaz of Rock the House is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.64 billion Rock the Houseans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rock the Housean economy, worth 812 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,429 rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, and enemy combatants are presumed guilty until proven innocent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rock the House's national animal is the house, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Rock the House is ranked 207,933rd in the world and 226th in Stereo Hearts for Most Stationary, with 38.95260007032 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rock the House, enemy combatants are presumed guilty until proven innocent.
- : Following new legislation in Rock the House, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border.
- : Following new legislation in Rock the House, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Rock the House was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Rock the House, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
- : Following new legislation in Rock the House, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
- : Following new legislation in Rock the House, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
- : Following new legislation in Rock the House, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
- : Following new legislation in Rock the House, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Rock the House was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.