The Holy White Province of Rock the Cosmos is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.664 billion Rock the Cosmosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 7.5%.

The strong Rock the Cosmosian economy, worth 557 trillion gold betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 52,311 gold betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller and Rock the Cosmos has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rock the Cosmos's national animal is the monster reindeer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rock the Cosmos is ranked 11,676^th in the world and 1^st in Newfoundland Labrador for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.9 law-abiding acts per hour.