The Autocratikstaat of
Corporate Police State
The working “people.” Hah!
Sir Rion Gond II
Influence
Eminence Grise
Lord of the Badlands
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Rionsergond

Population3.549 billion

CapitalEongrad
LeaderSir Rion Gond II
FaithMonolith

CurrencyRion
Animalworking man

The Autocratikstaat of Rionsergond is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Rion Gond II with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.549 billion Rionsergondians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eongrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Rionsergondian economy, worth 656 trillion Rions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 184,894 Rions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,684,314 per year while the poor average 2,280, a ratio of 738 to 1.

Minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Sir Rion Gond II, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rionsergond's national animal is the working man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Monolith.

Rionsergond is ranked 292,565th in the world and 13th in Badlands Frontier for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.99 law-abiding acts per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rionsergond, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Rionsergond, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Rionsergond, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Sir Rion Gond II.
  • : Following new legislation in Rionsergond, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Rionsergond, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Rionsergond.
  • : Following new legislation in Rionsergond, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime.
  • : Rionsergond was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Rionsergond, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Rionsergond, women should never trust a man who turns up to a first date with an open bottle in his hand.
  • : Rionsergond was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".

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