Highest Wealthy Incomes: 37thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 45thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 47th
The CUP Federal Syndicrats of
Free-Market Paradise
Outta my way!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population40.119 billion

LeaderNeo Conservia


The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservatives is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Neo Conservia with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 40.119 billion RightWingConservatives enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conservatopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient a RightWingConservative economy, worth an astonishing 23,260 trillion dimes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 579,777 dimes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,408,140 per year while the poor average 5,499, a ratio of 983 to 1.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. RightWingConservatives's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

RightWingConservatives is ranked 260,372nd in the world and 25th in Eladen for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.3 bananas ingested per day.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 37thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 45thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 47thHighest Economic Output: 66thHighest Disposable Incomes: 69thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 127thLargest Insurance Industry: 131stMost Efficient Economies: 143rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 149thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 156thLargest Mining Sector: 159thLargest Agricultural Sector: 176thSafest: 179thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 187thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 190thHighest Average Incomes: 194thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 214thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 222ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 225thFattest Citizens: 266thRudest Citizens: 287thLowest Crime Rates: 340thMost Devout: 463rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 559thMost Armed: 657thMost Avoided: 664thLargest Populations: 671stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 790thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,068thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,112thMost Patriotic: 1,139thLargest Governments: 1,217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,340thLargest Retail Industry: 1,556thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,314thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,671stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,934thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,554thMost Stationary: 8,206thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,046thMost Influential: 11,697thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,383rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,992ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,217thMost Pro-Market: 24,394thMost Politically Free: 24,476th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the region

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