The Colony of Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot Zwart-Wit 02 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.844 billion Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot Zwart-Wit 02ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot Zwart-Wit 02ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,416 trillion Banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 160,155 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens", all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot Zwart-Wit 02's national animal is the Joker, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot Zwart-Wit 02 is ranked 47,238^th in the world and 2,914^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.01 law-abiding acts per hour.