Rudest Citizens: 5,111thFattest Citizens: 8,507thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,160th
The Kingdom of
Corporate Bordello
We Endure, Forevermore
King Jander II
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Riddenheim

Population3.412 billion

CapitalValken
LeaderKing Jander II
FaithIskrenism

CurrencySilver Ruble
AnimalBear

The Kingdom of Riddenheim is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Jander II with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.412 billion Riddenheimers are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valken. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The powerhouse Riddenheimic economy, worth 314 trillion Silver Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 92,146 Silver Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, King Jander II's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Riddenheim's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Iskrenism.

Riddenheim is ranked 37,208th in the world and 16th in Arkonos for Smartest Citizens, with 43.33 quips per hour.

Top
5%
Rudest Citizens: 5,111thFattest Citizens: 8,507thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,160thMost Devout: 10,028thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,157thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,575thMost Armed: 12,285thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,214thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,242ndTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 15,799thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,122ndMost Politically Free: 22,806thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,236thMost Patriotic: 25,321st
Top
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Riddenheim's influence in Arkonos rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Riddenheim's influence in Arkonos fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Riddenheim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Riddenheim's influence in Arkonos rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Riddenheim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Riddenheim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Riddenheim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Riddenheim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Riddenheim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Riddenheim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.

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