The Republic of Rich everyone is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.498 billion Rich everyoneans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Rich everyonean economy, worth 856 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 342,712 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,413,420 per year while the poor average 16,482, a ratio of 146 to 1.

Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rich everyone's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rich everyone is ranked 260,326^th in the world and 7,282^nd in the Rejected Realms for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.33 bananas ingested per day.