Population | 6.727 billion |
Currency | Evil Dollar |
Animal | Dodo |
The Republic of Rherznhillia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.727 billion Rherznhillians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rherznhillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,914 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 284,620 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, misbehaving Dodoes deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rherznhillia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Rherznhillia is ranked 39,855th in the world and 49th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.1349673176 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rherznhillia, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger.
- : Following new legislation in Rherznhillia, misbehaving Dodoes deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.
- : Following new legislation in Rherznhillia, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
- : Following new legislation in Rherznhillia, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
- : Following new legislation in Rherznhillia, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Rherznhillia, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
- : Following new legislation in Rherznhillia, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.
- : Following new legislation in Rherznhillia, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
- : Following new legislation in Rherznhillia, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
- : Following new legislation in Rherznhillia, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.