The Empire of Revendani is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 204 million Revendanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Revendanian economy, worth 8.79 trillion Rivdis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,065 Rivdis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Revendani's national animal is the Eagle-owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Revendani is ranked 73,360^th in the world and 292^nd in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.93 bananas ingested per day.