The Kingdom of Reuten is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 355 million Reutenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Reutenian economy, worth 15.9 trillion Marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,900 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants who don't like the taste of Reutenian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Reutenians, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reuten's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Reuten is ranked 169,245^th in the world and 2,814^th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 9.77 Obesity Rate.