|Leader||El Don de Paradis|
The Federal Republic of RetroBeaners is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by El Don de Paradis with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 1.028 billion RetroBeanersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradis. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient RetroBeanersian economy, worth 138 trillion Libras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 134,561 Libras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
RetroBeaners has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RetroBeaners's national animal is the Monarch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freeism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, RetroBeaners has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders.
- : RetroBeaners was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'.
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
- : RetroBeaners endorsed The Matriarchy of Ravensblast.
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
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