Most World Assembly Endorsements: 969thMost Influential: 1,813thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,546th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Long Live the Empire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.028 billion

LeaderEl Don de Paradis


The Federal Republic of RetroBeaners is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by El Don de Paradis with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 1.028 billion RetroBeanersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradis. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RetroBeanersian economy, worth 138 trillion Libras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 134,561 Libras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RetroBeaners has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RetroBeaners's national animal is the Monarch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freeism.

RetroBeaners is ranked 111,143rd in the world and 4,521st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,021.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 969thMost Influential: 1,813thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,546thLargest Retail Industry: 9,864thMost Developed: 9,951stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,638thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,683rdMost Inclusive: 10,848thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,938thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,571stLargest Governments: 12,603rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,766thSmartest Citizens: 13,329thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,344thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,760thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,901stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,530thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,261stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,263rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,292ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,458thMost Efficient Economies: 18,513thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,730thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,877thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,690thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,610thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,296thMost Secular: 21,534thMost Cultured: 22,701stMost Corrupt Governments: 23,317th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 486th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 509th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 532nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 539th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 577th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 597th in the regionMost Developed: 605th in the regionLargest Governments: 638th in the regionMost Inclusive: 644th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 646th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 673rd in the regionMost Influential: 714th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 720th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 720th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 733rd in the regionNudest: 762nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 796th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 822nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 823rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 868th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 887th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 914th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 918th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 921st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 966th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, RetroBeaners has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders.
  • : RetroBeaners was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : RetroBeaners endorsed The Matriarchy of Ravensblast.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 199 » Shibutani, New Lakemba, Hardscrabble, Yaorozu, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Lulubellia, Brucklania, Aerilia, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Rhein States, Bankowiata, Notyoutopia, Odelinor, Pasargad, Pytong, Republica Guilleana, Great Bights Mum, Climeria, Heilhum Imperius, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Orado, Paradeavenlisian States, Votak Matim, Former English Colony, Dreadton, Arson pog, Zzozona, Interdimensional Zone, Corfad, Omnistria, Siwale, Strongwill, Territorio di Nessuno, Sevinland, WeKnow, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Sikol, Cretox State, Newpromisedland, Draconian Progression, Loutsland, Dar es Saalam, Imperial Pieserged, Slyakanya, Valentine Z, Selfgradatude, The Pleiads, and 149 others.Yellops, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, East Akra, Sunto, Joodey, Seijitsu, Wineclaw, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Xipher, Venicea, 1 very fast endotarter, Ravendi, Ethnon, Blyskalia, Kranostav, Sil Dorsett, Port Naga, Nodnarb, Kragsgale, Frances Francis the First of France, Star Kingdom, El Fiji Grande, Holy Oranz, Darkmondoria, The Iron Lions, United Kahndaq, Godwanna, The Pantheons, Svenskskit, Libertania Democratica, His Enduring Majesty, The Serdey Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Bharathvarsh, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Aeolist, Barabolia, Galbadiana, Sahbido, Ardretia, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Pallaith, Xentherida, Que Lukustinardon, Zyvetskistaahn, Runeda, Wilkshire, A Salmon Named Harold, Planes, The Endless Eventide, Super Girl, Madjack, Upper Libertatem, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Seenvorland, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Simone Republic, Sachi, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Innocentic, Muqatil, Crusadam, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, KhalChicken, Vesteysia, Gondwanaia, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Kromi, Francois Isidore, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Figyjharli, Maott, Wapistan, PotatoFarmers, Malta Comino Gozo, The Ultimate Republic, Aryan Homeland, Dangine, Siforpeo, Nation1812, Shotokonia, Servilis, Tyirza, Xyrron, Folenz, San Felipe, Liminyj, TyGerria, Rainengrad, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Ellbonnia, Cajland, Perikuresu, ForestMythal, Seanat, Atlunartemis, Britle, Capablanca, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Card Kingdom, Fraystonia, Merconitonitopia, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Kinitopia, Nikhilesh23, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Nova Arcania, Tringapore, Unshleepd, WLDO, Sahriastan, Lionia, The Calabash Protectorate, Outer Shenendoah, Jaxikistan, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, The Blazeland Administration, Miamington, Anonim, ROM, Tibus Heth, New Celoveniortan, Nimarya, Pazair, Praeceps, Zapiron, Palgo, Dabarastan, and Ravensblast.

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