The República Federal of Republica JIM is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by JIM with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.803 billion JIMS live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juanopolis. The average income tax rate is 4.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient nachense economy, worth a remarkable 5,022 trillion JIMPAPIERS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 317,837 JIMPAPIERS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Republica JIM's national animal is the Hormiga, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cristiana Catolica Apostólica y Romana.

Republica JIM is ranked 249,179^th in the world and 233^rd in Capitalist Paradise for Fattest Citizens, with 3.73 Obesity Rate.