The República Federal of Republica JIM is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by JIM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.62 billion JIMS are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juanopolis. The average income tax rate is 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient nachense economy, worth a remarkable 3,881 trillion JIMPAPIERS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 307,534 JIMPAPIERS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, people talk about things being better when men were men, and large areas of Republica JIM are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Republica JIM's national animal is the Hormiga, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cristiana Catolica Apostólica y Romana.

Republica JIM is ranked 204,018^th in the world and 321^st in Capitalist Paradise for Fattest Citizens, with 4.09 Obesity Rate.