The Nation of Republica Federal de Catalunya is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Carles Puigdemont i Casamajó with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.154 billion Catalans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barcelona. The average income tax rate is 12.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Republica Federal de Catalunyan economy, worth a remarkable 6,552 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 282,976 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime is totally unknown. Republica Federal de Catalunya's national animal is the Gos d'atura, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Republica Federal de Catalunya is ranked 609^th in the world and 1^st in The ACSN for Healthiest Citizens, with 39.97 bananas ingested per day.