Republica argentina malvinas y georgias
Population | 8.623 billion |
Capital | Buenos Aires |
Leader | Mauricio Macri |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Peso argentino |
Animal | Puma Argentino |
The Federal Republic of Republica argentina malvinas y georgias is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mauricio Macri with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.623 billion Argentinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Argentinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,579 trillion Peso argentinoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,179 Peso argentinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republica argentina malvinas y georgias's national animal is the Puma Argentino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Republica argentina malvinas y georgias is ranked 53,369th in the world and 1,746th in Lazarus for Most Income Equality, scoring 58.6 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Republica argentina malvinas y georgias, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
- : Following new legislation in
Republica argentina malvinas y georgias, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
- : Following new legislation in
Republica argentina malvinas y georgias, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in
Republica argentina malvinas y georgias, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Following new legislation in
Republica argentina malvinas y georgias, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in
Republica argentina malvinas y georgias, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in
Republica argentina malvinas y georgias, Mauricio Macri's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
- : Following new legislation in
Republica argentina malvinas y georgias, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
- : Following new legislation in
Republica argentina malvinas y georgias, glamping Argentinians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in
Republica argentina malvinas y georgias, there is something rotten in the state of Republica argentina malvinas y georgias.