Population | 7.835 billion |
Capital | Mérida |
Leader | Sara Rodríguez |
Currency | Yucatec sol |
Animal | quetzal |
The Federal Union of Republic of Yucatan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sara Rodríguez with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.835 billion Yucatecs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mérida. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Yucatec economy, worth a remarkable 1,451 trillion Yucatec sols a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,213 Yucatec sols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Yucatec lands, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, interest in globalism never flags, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Mérida for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown. Republic of Yucatan's national animal is the quetzal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Republic of Yucatan is ranked 189,459th in the world and 150th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 63.03039716052 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Republic of Yucatan, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Mérida for fear of causing a fuss.
- : Following new legislation in Republic of Yucatan, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in Republic of Yucatan, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
- : Republic of Yucatan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Republic of Yucatan, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Yucatec lands.
- : Following new legislation in Republic of Yucatan, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : Following new legislation in Republic of Yucatan, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
- : Following new legislation in Republic of Yucatan, children often kick quetzals for amusement.
- : Following new legislation in Republic of Yucatan, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
- : Following new legislation in Republic of Yucatan, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.