The Empire of Republic of the Cool Nation is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.313 billion Republic of the Cool Nationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Congta. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Republic of the Cool Nationian economy, worth 114 trillion Cool Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,940 Cool Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, Republic of the Cool Nation's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and the little guy plays a big role in Republic of the Cool Nationian politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of the Cool Nation's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of the Cool Nation is ranked 37,091^st in the world and 817^th in the West Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,322.31 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.