The United federation of Republic Of New land is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lelbeeeee with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.796 billion New landians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tortopolis. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Republic Of New landian economy, worth 153 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,357 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line, baiting is a national sport, and kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic Of New land's national animal is the Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic Of New land is ranked 255,817^th in the world and 555^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -13.64 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.