Reorganized Pakistani Republic
Population | 6.358 billion |
Capital | Islamabad |
Leader | The Observing Council |
Faith | Enforced Atheism |
Currency | Rupie |
Animal | Markhor |
The Mandate of Reorganized Pakistani Republic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Observing Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.358 billion Reorganized Pakistani Republicians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Islamabad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Reorganized Pakistani Republician economy, worth a remarkable 2,336 trillion Rupies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 367,468 Rupies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,423,530 per year while the poor average 3,539, a ratio of 967 to 1.
Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, umbrellas are back in fashion, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape, and multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Reorganized Pakistani Republic's national animal is the Markhor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Enforced Atheism.
Reorganized Pakistani Republic is ranked 93,373rd in the world and 1,401st in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 493.3499967558 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Reorganized Pakistani Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, umbrellas are back in fashion.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Reorganized Pakistani Republician Hungry Games.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, rural children are told reading's important (for other people).
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, billion-Rupie sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, it takes at least three to tango.