The Empire of RegiisCarmina is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Guirle Maquidermis with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.787 billion RegiisCarminans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mastisya. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RegiisCarminan economy, worth 917 trillion RegCars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,776 RegCars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RegiisCarmina's national animal is the palaocos, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zaz.

RegiisCarmina is ranked 41,484^th in the world and 2,696^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.08 law-abiding acts per hour.