Population | 6.804 billion |
Capital | Oslo |
Currency | krone |
Animal | beaver |
The Rogue Nation of Red Republic of Norway is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.804 billion Norwegians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant Norwegian economy, worth 134 trillion kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 19,694 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Republic of Norway's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Red Republic of Norway is ranked 42,078th in the world and 75th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 1,048.48959285512 days.
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- : Red Republic of Norway was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Red Republic of Norway was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
- : Red Republic of Norway was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Red Republic of Norway was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Red Republic of Norway was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Socialist States of Changeling Hives, killing 2 million zombies.
- : Red Republic of Norway was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The People's Councils of Rodesii, infecting 11 million survivors.
- : Red Republic of Norway was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The People's Councils of Rodesii, infecting 7 million survivors.
- : Red Republic of Norway was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Allied States of Oder Crudia, infecting 9 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Red Republic of Norway was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Red Republic of Norway was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.