Most Patriotic: 231stLowest Crime Rates: 1,540thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,367th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Glory to the Chairman!
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Red Leon

Population2.546 billion

CapitalLeonburg
LeaderChairman Alexander Vladimir
FaithVladimirist Communist Nationalism

Currencydollar
Animallion

The People's Republic of Red Leon is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Alexander Vladimir with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.546 billion Red Leonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leonburg. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Red Leonian economy, worth 574 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 225,811 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, and national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Leon's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vladimirist Communist Nationalism.

Red Leon is ranked 7,283rd in the world and 122nd in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 107.63 quips per hour.

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Most Patriotic: 231stLowest Crime Rates: 1,540thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,367thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,455thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,524thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,658thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,694thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,081stLargest Governments: 3,298thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,661stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,898thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,458thMost Developed: 4,497thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,737thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,845thMost Efficient Economies: 4,885thHealthiest Citizens: 5,200thHighest Average Incomes: 5,301stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,815thMost Secular: 7,143rdSmartest Citizens: 7,283rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,340thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,020thMost Authoritarian: 9,064thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,046thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,926thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,364thMost Cultured: 14,483rdMost Influential: 14,537thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,716thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,848thMost Conservative: 21,641stMost Beautiful Environments: 22,278thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,251stLargest Black Market: 24,318thLargest Mining Sector: 24,925th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 60th in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 67th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 76th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 77th in the regionLargest Black Market: 77th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 91st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 92nd in the regionMost Developed: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 97th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 129th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 132nd in the regionMost Conservative: 148th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 149th in the regionMost Extreme: 157th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Red Leon, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Leon, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Leon, Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Leon, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Leon, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
  • : Red Leon was endorsed by The Communist Proletarian Union of Carrico.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Leon, the newest generation of Red Leonians are nearly clone-like in appearance.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Leon, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Leon, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Leon, soldiers are equipped with multi-million dollar battlesuits.

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