The Grand Federal Republic of Rebellandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Steven Varshavskiy with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.512 billion Rebellandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centerpiece. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The all-consuming Rebellandian economy, worth 154 trillion Great Smiths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,946 Great Smiths, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebellandia's national animal is the grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Rebellandia is ranked 47,151^st in the world and 2,859^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.04 law-abiding acts per hour.